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E. Reid Ross, Parody

Squire Doaks, Princess Poker

by E. Reid Ross • May 24, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Shit’s epic, people Check the archives for a bunch of these bastards Squire Doaks is Oaky Doaks, a 1920′s era comic strip.

Antonio Zardoz, Parody

Pan-Sexual Anti-American Airlines (Immigrant Smugglin’ 2)

by Antonio Zardoz • May 20, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Get excited from Bruce Gentry #4, Superior Publishing, 1948, no creator info, public domain.  Part one’s right here.  One more of these, stay tuned you fuckers  

E. Reid Ross, Parody

Squire Doaks, Gnome Groper

by E. Reid Ross • May 17, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Here it goes again Squire Doaks is Oaky Doaks, a 1930s era comic strip.  Click on my name for his back adventures.  No, MY name

Antonio Zardoz, Parody

I Was a Middle-Aged Immigrant Smuggler!

by Antonio Zardoz • May 13, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Here’s a little something about a talking ladybox This is from Bruce Gentry #4, Superior Publisher, 1948, no creator info, public domain.  Come back next week for more of this shit. White Boy’s on hiatus, but don’t worry, he’ll be back.  I…

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E. Reid Ross, Parody

Squire Doaks, Unicorn Horn Fluffer

by E. Reid Ross • May 10, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Squire Doaks has been trying to get the castle, to apolgize to the Princess after calling her the c-word.  And I ain’t talking about cuh-ween, either.  Will he ever get there?  Let’s watch Squire Doaks comes from Oaky Doaks, a…

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Antonio Zardoz, Parody

White Boy’s Busted Bombaclot

by Antonio Zardoz • May 6, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Last time in White Boy — where were we?  Oh yeah, a Hispanic guy was sucking goats.  That old stereotype again White Boy comes from the public domain 1930′s and was created by Garrett Price White Boy’s old shit drops…

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Jocko Thomas, Parody

Adventures in Sexual Harassment at Archaeological Digs

by Jocko Thomas • May 2, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Hey, here’s somethin’.   I don’t quite recall where this is from. And I don’t feel like looking.

Antonio Zardoz, Parody

White Boy’s Goat Sucker

by Antonio Zardoz • April 22, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Last week in White Boy: he put his finger up his buddy’s ass on accident.  It could happen to anybody We’re one-third of the way thru White Boy, so, I hope you like him, cause you’re only gonna see more…

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Antonio Zardoz, Parody

Scarlet Sunrise – the Final F***in’ Preview

by Antonio Zardoz • April 21, 2013 • 0 Comments

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This is it!  You’ve got till Wednesday night to grab Scarlet Sunrise for 99 cents.  That’s 64 pages of hot-ass material for less than a buck.  Then I’m going to cram it in a hole I found in the back…

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E. Reid Ross, Parody

Squire Doaks, Magic Potion Overdoser

by E. Reid Ross • April 20, 2013 • 0 Comments

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Damn!  Late again!  Blame this fried motha– This comes from Oaky Doaks, a 1920s-era public domain comic strip. Click here for more Squire Doaks Madness (parts 1-6)

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