Occasionally I’ll enter these contests on another site (which I won’t name, it’s not like they need the press) which we’ll call Cracked.com, as a random example. I have placed in a couple of these contests, but I’ve never won, and more often than not I’ve been cast aside like an uninteresting piece of shit. Fortunately for me, I have my OWN site (woefully underfunded) which I can broadcast my message of hope and freedom from. Here, now, then, are unwinning contest entries. Oh boy, I’ve got a ton of these. Oh. Boy.
“What is That Literary Character Saying in This Picture” or some such
“What are Those Background Characters Thinking in That Movie” (Amadeus)
“What are You Thinking, Un-Alive Object?”
I can’t remember… “Bad Inventions”, probably
“What Movie Supporting Characters Are Thinking” (A Clockwork Orange)
“Sarcastic Movie Posters” or what have you
Come back sometime later in your life when I will post some more, and then most likely even more after that.
Looking at these again, I suppose I COULD watermark them as RealToyGun.com creations, but I don’t think I would be able to hold up under scrutiny when people start asking me what it was like working with Kubrick, and whether Lewis Carroll was a perv or not. Plus, that’s not my bong. I guess I’ll watermark the next round. Meh. I think we’ll be alright.